Planetside 2 should have been their focus, or at least getting ready for a Planetside 3.  No game rivals Planetside for epic battles and they really need to understand that and use that existing advantage

Cheezit is pure CHONK

I get it. My kids play too much online games too. I don’t think they’re nearly as unprepared as your nephew and they’re far more prepared in other ways than average since they’re foreign service kids but, yeah, there’s going to be a reckoning when they go off to university. And Mrs. Fever-Dog and I are scared for them…

I remember hearing stories like that during pre-1945 Germany.

If you want to see someone get really upset about having to do their job, ask the person swabbing your hands to change their gloves first.

Honestly, sometimes I think it’s just because someone thinks it’ll be funny or they get off on harassing people. Flying back from Birmingham, they selected us, parents with two small kids, and proceeded to open our suitcases and dump everything out on a stainless steel table, prod through every article of clothing…

Random selection?

No but TSA does

I’m a dude. And my ass only looks good in pants, which hide all the butt hair.

I mean, it might be that they are required by TSA policy to go through the whole speech as a liability thing, protection from lawsuits sorta thing. Just in general, if the drones are doing a thing that seems pointless and annoying for everyone involved, it’s because their bosses have threatened to fire them if they…

My nephew can now capably do two things, tie his shoelaces and play Fortnite... He’s 15 years old and has one year of school left before “real life”. He is woefully unprepared. For anything.

Guacamole is made from avocado, so no

Have we as a species degenerated so much that making a sandwich is now a complicated skill too hard to acquire before the age of 28? If he’s having trouble cutting a slice of bread I have bad news for his future kids... They’ll probably come out some disfigured mouthbreathers .

I suspect he’s too “cool” to pay attention to things like that. Talk about sheltered, spoiled brats...

Avocados taste like compressed wet grass, nobody @ me.

Granted, egg-in-the-hole is not an easy sandwich like slapping some sliced turkey with cheese and veggies between some bread. But his bread slicing technique, I mean come on. Even if he hasn’t done it before, he surely must’ve observed it being done or at least paid enough attention to pre-sliced bread to know that…

Became a semi-celebrity at the right time with the right game. Fortnite and Ninja grew together. He can’t pull that shit if he was starting afresh now.

When it’s pointed out how he scrutinized kicking in professional sports, it goes beyond a pet peeve or a fun joke to bandwagon.

I have yet to meet any fully adult 28 year old.

Genuinely love these articles ragging on Ninja lmao