Did One Direction show up off camera or something?

So pigeons are pretty much nature’s Millennials...

Great, now even guys with no dicks are getting more dates then me. Thanks internet, thanks a lot.

Pretty sure it’s a reference to Martha Stewart referring to herself as such during the roast of the Biebs...

But...BES. It’s moot in today’s market, but BES really gave credence to Blackberry as a secure platform. The idea that Blackberry is more secure then any other platform is now, like you suggest, ridiculous. But BES helped Blackberry solidify that initial perception. Now...security through obscurity.

Oh I agree with you. I just find the irony hilarious. Security is often an illusion in the face of a high skill high focus attack. The idea is not to be a target of opportunity. I just remember a couple years ago when Windows was really being hammered, and I would tell people the same thing, Windows has saturation in…

People have been using that same argument when talking about Windows security vs. OSX security and all the Appleites cried foul. Now that Apple devices are on the flip side of that coin, Appleites are using an identical argument...it’s not less secure it’s just market share!

I thought all the kids were using Ello these days...

I thought the very same thing...problem solved. I’m sure piggy backing on existing systems is all about cost savings, and you can’t put a price on “affordable” in-flight WiFi. If a couple planes need to fall out of the sky to maintain those HUGE profit margins, so be it. They need to make up for all those free half…

I like to spread my fake outrage all over the interwebz...where these is a “like”, “post”, “publish”, or “comment” button you will find my fake outrage...and pictures of cats wearing silly hats (love those).

Didn’t Rue from Hunger Games just write some scathing article about cultural appropriation? Apparently that only applies to cornrows and not Native America headdresses. Hooray for double standards!

It’s jammed to the brim with white privilege! I have this watch and when I got my 4-piece nugget from Wendy’s today there was, wait for it, 5 nuggets in my bag! Holla! Then I went to Harbor Freight and parked my 97 Camry diagonal, took up 1...2...3 spaces in that bitch, like the white privileged boss I am. Thanks…

So do I just go into my settings and opt out or do I need to email Twitter directly? Twitter is not following me, can I DM them to opt-out? I swiped right and now Twitter wants to bone me, how do I opt out? Is there a FAQ I could read about this feature because I am in a full-on panic over here...

because...trolls, creeps, and death/rape threateners...apparently. Think about the children.

The problem is you’re suggesting people actually learn how to use the technology they depend on while taking responsibility for themselves...you must be new here, cause ain’t nobody got time for that...

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked, sayin’ somethin’ like that, man.

I get that same feeling...around 3PM.

The cover of this book brings to mind Devil in the White City. I wish I had more to add to this conversation. Happy Friday everyone!

I was in a similar situation when a Master System fanboy mouthed off about my NES. I lost an eye, and a finger, but he got his. Oh, he got his. Couple years later he got a TurboGrafx, whose laughing now?

This is why kids are growing up to become maladjusted entitled little pussies. The new craze is registries for your child’s birthday parties. Seriously? Right, because your special little miracle deserves only the best and god dammit all us lesser people better pony up. Self-absorbed parents breeding self-absorbed…