I feel like for a lot of people this isn’t about her being a sexual person, it’s about the fact that it looks like she’s fellating a ghost

I’m a nurse and I drive a white Toyota... Camry. That still counts, right? Right?

Also needs a custom plate “MRSHMLW” or “ROASTED” come to mind

Why get rid of that Tundra? It will run for another million miles, plus the fire damage looks pretty cool.

If a spot on my underwear was my only risk then I might share your opinion. Unfortunately, my cycle tends to start heavy so if I didn’t have an app to alert me I might bleed through my clothes before I realized. 

This story uncovers two things everyone already knows: NOTHING can stop a Toyota truck and nurses are bad-ass and save lives. Still, it’s cool as hell.

God help me, i LOVED Abercrombie in college. I still have a winter jacket from there that has somehow lasted all these years (and still fits!). I remember one time i was there shopping, and someone mistook me for an employee and i was all AWWW YOU THINK IM ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO WORK HERE THATS THE NICEST THING TO…

Creepy fish and russian humour, that’s one heck of a combination

I think American Eagle’s aerie line is more inline with what teenagers/young women want to wear now. I haven’t been in a victoria’s secret for a decade...

When I’m doing chores around the house and I’m by myself I talk out loud in a British accent. Not sure why I do it, but at least I amuse myself.

“I’m pretty sure I’m meant to be a British woman,” said Devonna, self-deprecatingly. 

Incoming overshare that mildly relates: One Man’s Top is Another Man’s Bottom.

“Trump is shaking!!!”

I’m not really okay. I function because the one thing that never left me and keeps me going is a sense of humor (often gallows variety) that gets me through. But while >125 surgeries and hundreds of dermatological procedures have allowed me to look something like myself, internal injuries remain. I have only one…

I’m going to try to follow Katy Perry’s remarkable grace right now, though my thoughts about Trump’s evil and ignorant tweet are much darker.

Saw Dan Savage in a hotel lobby. To my husband: Hey, that was Dan Savage. Husband: Who?

“Nine Little-known Freedoms: You won’t believe #5!”