If you have a weird sense of humour, I recommend the entire book. Kids books are the best.

To Jerry! [raises a pint]

It’s a bit tricky when you’re not friendly enough with people to make a casual inquisition about something like that. I’ve considered going to “less reputable” areas to seek some out, but my aesthetic screams “NARC!” so i doubt anyone would take me seriously.

Grew up there. Plush Horse forever. Went to preschool across the street! 

I try. :P

Vito’s and Nick’s is legendary, Candlelite is great for the friendly signage, and Marie’s is a can’t-miss destination in December for the over-the-top holiday decorations.

Maybe CMT wants to have a news show.

This week on The Connors, Dan’s got a new flame! You’ll never guess who it is!

I’m very familiar with Worth, I spent some time in Hometown when my grandma lived there.   I used to take her to Fox’s Pizza on Cicero.

What if it has hot dogs?

I love Plush Horse. Sorry, totally unrelated :) my inlaws lived in Orland Park so it was one of the first places husband took me.

Square cut is the best way to eat thin crust.

Nah if the president can comment on women’s looks without consequences or demands for “civility” then it’s fair game now. So go all in.

You went there, Im here for it. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.

Isn't pizza just an open-faced sandwich?

Unpopular takes: Giordanos thin crust is vastly superior to their deep dish or stuffed pizzas.

Smacking her along side the head would just make that single marble rattle around and make an awful racket. 

I avoid criticising somebody’s appearance (unless it’s what they’re wearring, because that’s a choice), but in her case I believe that her appearance is the result of her ugly thoughts.

That looks like a broken ankle waiting to happen

That looks like a broken ankle waiting to happen