You could share a birthday with the royal baby.  It would be nearly as cool as sharing a birthday with Langston Hughes (like I do.)

If we cannot even talk shit amongst ourselves then what has the world come to?

Im sick of her, she’s ugly and evil

Thanks for this! :) The world is a shitty place but sometimes strangers on the internet help.

Thank you for saying that.  

Thanks for this. His number has been blocked for close to a decade at this point so I don’t think I’ll hear from him after but I do think he’ll try to come up to me at the wedding pretending he’s just trying to be a good person and say hi even after being explicitly told not to. Knowing other people deal with this…

Her face looks like it’s perpetually melting and it makes me uncomfortable. (Also, she’s a garbage human.)

I (fore)see dead people.

OT question for people....

There will be multiple fatalities here at the hands of the military. This is Gestapo style tactics. This will be really bad.

She constantly looks like she’s trying not to have diarrhea where she stands, then shits her own pants, and is now smelling that shit and feeling it run down her legs.

I hate to advocate violence against anyone, but holy crap, these fuckers are making it really, really hard.

Don’t apologize! She’s an evil person and it’d be a nice thing if only bad things happened to her. 

I am going to be a real bitch today and I don’t care but - IF SOMEONE SLAPPED SARAH UPSIDE THE DAMN HEAD MAYBE THEY WOULD SMACK SOME SENSE INTO HER... AND FIX HER DAMN EYES.

Off topic, but is anyone else not seeing any pictures when articles link to Twitter? I just get big, blank, white spaces. 

If John Mayer would just make the music he’s capable of making (and he’s a hell of a guitarist - very bluesy) and not worry about writing songs that might get him laid...

Mayer once said something like he wants to fuck a woman so good that it ruins other men for her, and listen, I don’t believe he could do it, but I am willing to find out!

Needs a second egg patty. Thats what I want more of.

While you’re generally correct, and the new burgers do taste much better, I’d argue that you’re going to McDonalds for the entire sandwich, not just the beef. And, somehow, that disgusting beef works well to make that disgusting sandwich taste great.