I mean to put them in a more positive light totally used the wrong word but was hurrying to type at work. 

Jesus. LOL. I prefer jellied myself. ;)

RIGHT. 

Right hahaha!! I will just friend myself for the time being! LOL.

As someone who was athletic growing up - but wasn’t physically strong - gym class sucked.

I tell myself that ALL the time. I have made some friends through daycare, but as I have complained at Jez before - they already have their groups and are all “no new friends”.

Oh its not a big deal, I was stressed about it yesterday because its a reoccurring problem with them - SHE HAS KIDS!! My 3 oldest friends I think just secretly hate me. Maybe its because I feel so much different than them... they stay in their little bubble, in their little world and never see the big picture in life. 

Hey don’t worry. Its super hard making friends when you are older... even when your kid is making friends, the parents don’t want to be friends and its just like a vicious cycle of feeling like you’re being picked last for dodge ball.

Oh god. That’s horrible, and this makes me feel like I have escaped death sooo many many many many times myself.

I used to love Lily Allen, and I keep hoping she will make a comeback. I don’t know how large of a base she has here, but sex always gets the attention of Americans. 

ALL OF THIS.

I have never been to the ballet!!! I would seriously probably fall asleep and be the person snoring. 

I am not too old, but I was obsessed with Betty Boop growing up and there was an episode called “Be Human”. The guy was beating and starving and punching the farm animals and Betty called Grampy (a woman needing help from a man narrative of course) to save them.

True, but maybe she felt backed into a corner because it was released before her book.

I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssh. My oldest is now just becoming very girly and into princesses and stuff. Before it was ALL Paw Patrol crap. I buy a lot of like t-shirts, skirts and socks (she loves socks and undies for some reason).

I MEAN THE BIGGEST BEARD!!!! He is more sassy than some of my queeniest friends. 

I had so many more horrible thoughts in my head. 

SEX sells!! ... yet its shameful to buy sex.

I know I don’t get it. I am even starting to feel bad for being catty towards my friends sometimes - but like if we are always kind and understanding that annoys me too because its impossible to be THAT happy and understanding all the time.

Omgooodness!