Wouldn’t that be more of a Friar Tuck?

Girl, you KNOW what I’m talking about.

I sympathize completely.

Cheesecake? Really?! Mom got a coffee mug and a fake eyeball keychain.

HAHAHA at first read I thought you said “whilst crying” and I was like, “oh, me too, my husband always gets so embarrassed with me at their concerts!” But that is not at all what you said.

One time I took half a Xanax (granted, I’d also been drinking, etc.) and the next morning my then-boyfriend said I started blowing in his face, and when he asked what I was doing I said “blowing away the evil spirits. But there’s no such thing as evil spirits, so I must be high.” Then I rolled over and went to sleep.

Calling this a FAKE. I had lasik recently - you get TOPICAL pain killer (drops in eyes), and 1 Xanax/Valium pill, which makes you a bit relaxed, but definitely not intoxicated. Check out any laser eye surgery website about pre/post-op procedures - no laughing gas, anesthesia or heavy painkillers are used. Also,…

lol.....great minds, and all that.....

LOL - tks 

It’s better than bad, it’s GOOD! You’re gonna love it... LOG!!!

Sure why not logging? Logs are great! They roll down stairs, alone or in pairs, and roll over your neighbors dog. They’re great for a snack, they fit on your back, it's log! Log! Log!

....I only hope his bush also has a bowlcut....

Yeah, Meijer is pretty solid on that kind of stuff but there isn’t one close to me and I hear you on making lots of trips. The Lombard Mariano’s where I shop the most has an OK frozen section but it’s seriously half pizza and ice cream. So I go stock up at Pete’s every month or so. 

Lil Jon is always so wise which is prob what makes his music so amazing.

Thank you! <3 (also, are you from the UK? cos if so snap!)

Thank youuuu Andy WHERE IS MY CHECK???

I’ve had the opposite experience, searching for “ethnic” items in the regular sections, then realizing that things that are now quite normal to eat in the US are relegated to their own aisle. To me, it makes more sense to group spices, canned goods, all the noodles/pastan etc. in their respective aisles. I guess it…

I can guess what suburb you live in based on mentioning both Mariano’s and Berkot’s :) But yes, I frequent our Mariano’s “international” aisles, which I feel like I should note include a small selection of European/British and kosher/Jewish foods as well.

I’m a queer nb femme and when I first heard him talk, it was def internalised homophobia that made me initially not like him, as he is so loud and undeniably queer etc. and a lot of us gays have grown up trying to turn down who we are, at least amongst straight society- lest we are 1. beaten to a pulp, 2. left out-…

God I love him. He is such a gem. I am just a straight, just very “basic” white dude and I fuckin’ loved Queer Eye, I’ve watched all of it with the GF, and it always gets me. I get all emotional!

JVN for President!