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I think you’re on to something there...

I HAVE MANY IDEAS. Demote Katie Maloney, stop pretending the original cast work at SUR, and have two timelines. One is the young up-and-comers working at SUR and being sloppy. The other is old cast members buying ugly million dollar farmhouses, facing the havoc they’ve wreaked on their bodies while attempting to get

Yes, thank you!! I would be okay with the eyeliner on the top lids, but top and bottom is too much!

Instead of the dress, people should be having issues with that eye makeup.

I think you mean 24our/7even

I appreciate how casually she says that her friends have a fashion line called Rodarte, like the same way I would say “My cousin’s friend, she sells Mary Kay.”

In the rain, up hills, while cars miss me by inches and I’m sexually harassed. I love working out at home with the blinds down and walking eight feet to the shower.

I didn’t want to have kids. Thought I was too selfish to be a parent. Then, one day, my wife and I had to have kids. Can’t explain how that happened—it was as if some bell had rung. I don’t know.

Say what you will about Bethenny, she is actually making shit happen. I’ll never forget that dinner with her fellow charity people she took drunk AF Dorinda to hahah.

I am so confused...I need a whiteboard and an assortment of colored dry makers to figure this out.

It’s the antithesis of everything that American food shows have become, and that’s why it’s the best show on television. 

So ... Fren Fen Phen?

I really love Prue, too. I actually really love the entire new cast, which makes me feel kinda guilty. Like I’m cheating. 

I was genuinely surprised by how much it affects me when I watch it. I got my father onto it and he literally just watches and rewatches the seasons when he’s feeling blue. There is something about watching that five person tornado of positivity, belief, strength and kindness that is so very healing.

Watching Queer Eye is always a boost to my mental health. Whenever I’ve been binging it, I hear him in my head as I’m getting ready, chearing me on, and it gives me such a lift.

Seriously. There is nothing Stevie Nicks about that tune or the video.

Just recast Sarah Chalke as Samantha.

his father was a Black Panther?  yet Kanye supports donald trump and said slavery was a choice???  yikes.  

My Mom still believes that you should be careful of earning MORE because of higher tax brackets.

And if you’re comfortable with how you’ve budgeted for that routine, have at it!