Somewhere, in 2001, there’s a wee white gay boy, sitting in class right now.

Shouldn’t you be doxxing or swatting someone who killed your wizard or something? Kotaku is that way, neckbeard————->

This is definitely the wrong post to discuss this but... in case the day comes and Jez is shut down I have launched: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jezebelians/

You fed your mom BM? YOU MONSTER!

Someone carry him over the ledge, please.

We can only hope.

One can only hope.

Mitch McConnell looks like he’s on death’s doorstep.

Ok, I accept that you Russian bots trying to influence the election, but this? Repping the strawberry candies? That’s just evil.

Circus Peanuts

Neighborhood hero.

Lies! I will fight you for a Charleston Chew. Those things are fucking delicious.

If she dressed her child up in her likeness every day I'd have pause about it but seeing as how her kid wears a lot of actual kid clothing AND little kids typically love playing dress-up, I'd say it's no big deal. Shocking to admit this here, I'm aware. 

Continue to enjoy his money with the added bonus of not having to be anywhere near him anymore.

I think she was thinking “maybe this will finally make my abusive husband finally happy”?

Here on earth we rarely use cast iron for eggs; we use nonstick.

Here on earth we rarely use cast iron for eggs; we use nonstick.

Billie is always quick to give Finneas credit, but I think if you’re looking for proof that she’s the real writing/sound design talent all you need to do is listen to anything he writes for other people or himself.