OKAY, that changes my answer a bit and I’m sorry for being flippant. That loss of autonomy has to be really frustrating for her and I’m guessing this is partially a control thing, because everyone needs to have control over something. I think you two should consider talking to a dietitian together about what food she…

Mariah is a woman of mystery who contains multitudes!

SAME!!!

Hot dogs IN mac n’cheese....switch it up a little.

This sounds like great advice. Now I just gotta find me a partner and maybe a couple kids and I’ll be selfish prick in NO TIME.

This is objectively a shitty strategy. But still, when you do the math, you choose McGrath.

I thought Pink was part Latina, so was Mariah AND Ariana Grande!

She kept taking me to those Spanish restaurants!

Hah, and I was sure Mariah was Latina! 

My gal pal called them Dumb Bitch Juice this weekend and I almost died. 

This is totally true. I honestly don’t believe anyone who gives Billy Bush shit for just doing his job and doing that awkward laughter when someone says crazy shit around them (what’s he supposed to do in that situation? Yell at Trump and make him upset enough that he walks out and ditches the segment they were…

And I want to add that I hate that this is kind of a lowering of the bar situation. Trump is bile. Bush is that pit in the stomach you get before the bile comes up. It all still matters because it ends with the same result.

That’s kind of my point here....I think Bush was put in a situation where this guy - who was WAY more well known and powerful than some tabloid-y reporter, regardless of the guys last name (he was a freaking talking head on Extra for crying out loud which hardly anyone buy my nana watches) this guy was saying these…

No. Zima was super sweet and nasty. White Claw is La Croix that makes you friendly. 

I drink so may of them that we now refer to them as Danger Water. 

Last summer my brother and I tried most of the various hard seltzer brands and flavors and declared Truly black cherry the winner.

I can only hope you realize the error of your ways and repent.

Nothing a sharpie can’t fix.

And yet, when asked, Trump claimed that he was still six inches taller than Barron.

Yes that happened to my mom and I.  And I was having an anxiety attack and I though GBBO would be perfect.  I ended up rewatching part of the season with Benjamina instead.