I disagree, clearly inspired by her, but my god, can we talk about the blackfishing (and thank you for that term, didn’t know there was one)? I literally forget that Ariana Grande ISN’T a woc all the time, which is FUCKED UP. 

When Blackfishing come back to bite you on the ass. The girl doesn’t look like Ariana. Girl acting like she invented pink and ponytails.

SAME. Right now I’m pulling for Phil, because he’s got two teenage daughters and needs this show as an excuse to get out of the house. 

I used those brioche buns at my last BBQ-and they were the talk of the party. Only down side- they aren’t precut. But they make the difference. It’s the only bun I use for burgers now.

OOh yes it was! I miss it!

Aldi's also sell microwavable White Castle burgers complete with onions and cheese.  No pickles though.

I get those little rolls as consolidation for not getting Aldi sourdough, we love i but don’t need to plow through a loaf of bread in 3 days, it's our crack. reviews those brioche buns for quick lunches and really good breakfast sandwiches, but you can guaran-damn-tee I'm trying these sliders ASAP over the long weekend

The paranoid, conspiracy nut I fight to keep buried deep inside me has to wonder if this isn’t just some ploy to try to attract more moderate viewers by seeming more reasonable then slowly ramping up the propaganda again once numbers are up.

How do you live without a heart?

I remember the 59/79/99 spiel. Around that time, they came out with the “volcano taco” which was a specially-seasoned taco meat that was actually spicy. It was wonderful. Ad campaign was a guy saying, “They’re hot, man,” while people’s faces turned red from the heat. Then it went away for a while, and when it came back…

The power menu burrito was pretty chow, “healthiness” aside.

Who remembers when Taco Bell had their 59/79/99 menu? So much value-priced goodness in the early-mid 90's.

I feel like it doesn’t need to exist anymore. The quesarito is the almost identical but with a layer of cheesey self loathing that can’t be beat. 

These should be in a farewell $5 box

I very, very rarely criticize Taco Bell, because it’s my favorite of the big fast food chains, but...I’m not entirely on board with this move, unless they add more new items in. The power menu burrito in particular is unfortunate, because it was one of the few things I could order where I was at least pretending to be…

That’s actually one of my regulars. Not that I patronize frequently anymore. Now if they get rid of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, I may never have a reason to go back.

Nacho Fries just need to be permanent, please.

...I’ve never had a Meximelt that looked like that, but I feel the loss of it same as you. 

I’ll miss you, XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito.

The Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller was also a pretty cheap and tasty thing I would sometimes eat. Far better than the $1 Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito, which was not so much “cheesy” as it was sloppy and bland.