I MISS OLD JEZ EVERY DAY!!

Listen, I know you skinny’s are bored with this... but imagine if they had put a REAL plus woman on the runway and started making clothes for us too! Karl would roll in his grave, and Chanel would have expanded their markets.

Sincerely the best skit that has ever come out of SNL.

I think in this case its different, because they own the whole company. No one in my office is ever screaming fuck... just like mouthing it slowly to themselves... 

I just watched my first soccer game like last month and I was like “UH why the hell am I watching American football when I can be watching these hotties run around!!?”. Soccer players are hot AF.

It’s the only look I am here for... the rest can kick rocks. 

I love this.

As a leg woman myself - she has my vote! That’s enough for me!

Possible storyline I know. I don’t think it will take long to convert him into a Ken, Roman or Tom - I keep either waiting for him to fully join them or fully sell them out somehow. (I should note, I am only on season 2 episode 4).

I think Greg would be really doting at first, and with age and power turn into a fuck boy who would still text you silly things once in awhile.

Gerri is a hot yes.

Here me out... LVP launches a line of luxury yachts / floating restaurants and we can have a Below Pump spin off that we deserve!!!!!!!

Yes and follow that cast... I am also into this.

You’re hired!!!!!!!!! 

Yes, thank you!! I would be okay with the eyeliner on the top lids, but top and bottom is too much!

I have two thoughts...

SAME!

take your star!

I have an entire crawlspace filled with “antiques”. Mostly Barbies, Hummel’s, Lladro’s and “collectibles” that I have ZERO interest in.

I only imagined her laying around at home in a bathrobe watching Live PD like all of us, yet developing a crush unlike all of us.