I hate myself for not making it 15 minutes in... I got to the Will introduction and was unimpressed. I wanted to love it... bc I love B2F sooo much, but couldn’t.

I hope more people get this.

I second this. 

Yeah we live in Chicago and my dad was a DHL driver. I FEEL THIS.

Haha this I sort of feel though!!! I miss the days of getting money back!

For example, we do like to go on family vacations in the summer.

I buy Starbucks everyday when I am in the office, but I ALWAYS bring a lunch and our office coffee will burn your esophagus to dust. That being said, keeping up with the Jones’s will fucking break your soul!

Mark forever... Tom’s voice is UNSEXY. 

I am only here because I love the Nanny - that being said, I don’t think I could handle Cardi yelling at me for 30 minutes. 

Yeah, my husband is from Europe - and we have two small kids, but really want to relocate. I am mad at myself when I was young and single for NOT moving and working in another country!! 

Ah, yes - my husband has a similar situation - but he just obtained his permanent residency card for the US so I am not sure if that implicates us at all. We need to look into this... 

How were you guys able to move so freely? I am genuinely asking, because my husband and I are looking to relocate anywhere but the US.

OMG! Pregnancy dreams are legit the worst!!!!!! With my first, I had nightmares that I was drunk all the time and drinking Sprite to sober up to breastfeed. It was sincerely horrific!!! I am dying over the beetle one though ahaha!! 

God, I flipped soooo much back and forth to avoid being on my back (with both kids) that I now cannot sleep normally a year later... I am still waking and flipping and gripping another pillow for comfort. Its horrible...

That and being tall and blonde as a teen made me a target for adult men as well! 

I have had this happen as well! 

I literally had someone yell “WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ITS THE BIG SHOOOOOW” daily and I was a mildly popular girl. I am 5*10 and was harassed pretty much every damn day for being tall (HEY BIG BIRD) and have poor posture due to making myself seem small as an adult.

I came to add - the rich white kids in our town mostly did drugs and wore Grateful Dead Tshirts pretending to look like burn outs... yet had rich parents.

Illinoisian here - SAME. I think its more of a bored teen thing no? I also grew up in the cornfields and all of these things apply (except swap McDonald’s for a Burrito chain that let us run wild).

Call me when they cut bangs...