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The cops wouldn't be beating them. The cops would be shooting them.

You think it would have just been beatings?

Her tears are delicious. But who could have that face with Sen(!) Warnock??? Lookit that smile! Makes you feel like the world isn’t a shit-heap.

MT-2, not the DS-1?

Gold has value because we give it value true, but it also has real world application in electronics and semiconductors and it has a limited supply on earth

The biggest problem with Bitcoin isnt the technology, volatility or even its intrinsic value, which Bitcoin either does better or is just as comparable to Fiat equivalents.... Its Bitcoin’s distribution.

“At the time of publication of this blog, it had increased 10.62% in the past 24 hours and had a $605 billion market cap.”

The difference is other currencies are regulated. Bitcoin’s value is propped up by monopoly-scale speculation that would be illegal in any other currency trade.

Great article! I had a CueCat once, and never used it. But, as an editor, have to point out: “...managed to wrack up $185 million in funding...” You meant to write “rack up”, as in the rack used to keep score in billiards. Wrack is to destroy, like wreck, as in the phrase, “wrack and ruin.”

“Uh, dishwashers. You did the dishwasher, right? You press it. Remember the dishwasher, you press it? Boom, there’d be like an explosion, five minutes later, you open it, the steam pours out, the dishes. Now you press it 12 times. Women tell me. Again. You know, they give you four drops of water. And they’re in…

You know you can remove the water saving limiter right? 

Sadly, his number was “10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.”

You will when the lyrics are “Here’s a message for the crooks in the treasury—read the message on the flag it says ‘Don’t tread on me’” *

YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT RUTABAGAS

And Iran? It’s hard to find two ideologies more OPPOSED to socialism and Marxism than their current theocracy or the monarchy that preceded it.

Very on brand for conservatives to take a cultural construct that emerged organically and make it as calculated and lame as fucking possible. I fully expect Freedom Force to start releasing “rapping videos” consisting of baggy pants, backwards baseball caps, and painfully awkward lyrics comparing paying taxes to being…

You forgot Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast, for that brief period around 2002-2003 when the French went “You know, the Afghanistan thing makes sense, but we’re not quite sold on Iraq.” and the whole country decided that anything “French” - fries, toast, cheese, wine, baguettes, omelets du fromage, the Dixie Chicks, etc…

Personally, I blame the parents (‘Skylar’ for fuck’s sake. What did you expect?)

So much to unpack. Partially have to blame the parents for naming her Skylar which sounds like a space-age fabric they make kites and wingsuits out of. She should be real happy that she didn’t spit on the ground in Singapore instead, that woulda been a caning. (‘member that car smashing choad who found that out?) She…