When humans decide that a species is invasive and that they all should die, they always leave out the most obvious one. 

Do a quick pivot to union busting and save your bacon from the pedants.

Do stupid shit on someone else’s front porch, you are threatening. My front porch comes with a complimentary 9mm stuck in your face.

Paramedics on the scene verified that after the incident, the owner’s willy was still very small.

he was cashing it tho

I think another settlement check is in his future...

Yes. Many places in the world consider mental and physical health the same thing.

Says Socrates over here:

not my gaze. these things are hideous.

whoa

Humans are born selfish dip****s and no amount of lawsuits will ever change that.

Kinda disappointed it’s not the antarctic ocean. At least naming oceans is easier than calling Nazis terrorists.

salmiak licorice 

This is what happens in a world that hires childr- um, “creative people”, who don’t speak English and work for “likes”

Nazi asks other Nazi “are whites better at brain?”

Cognitive dissonance isn’t a bug anymore, it’s a feature.

I have an older Kone and it is a damn good mouse.

I have an older Kone and it is a damn good mouse.

Paint her face gold and she’s (another) 21st century Maschinenmensch

this guy fucks goats

That stuff makes it a lot harder to attach magnetic mines too.  /s