Just because you can’t see something doesn’t mean it’s hidden.

I nominate cold fusion because fluoridated water is more than 50 years old.

Instagram bombards you with ads for stuff similar to what you just bought. They are clowns.

It’s clearly pointing to the cut in the rock in the background where the water comes out, but those fools missed it. That’s where I hid the treasure. <sigh>

pore, not pour

For the 8 millionth time, Fuck New York City.

What a goddess

“the blue ring is an expanding cloud of debris interacting with the stellar medium”

Yet other despicable people continue to walk the Earth. It’s almost like that higher power doesn’t have reasons.

you magnificent bastard

That would make Q itself a.....

You don’t have the right to do a standard journalistic misrepresentation of Occam’s Razor anywhere near words about “QAnon”. Someone lying about alleged lies about a liar who is an alleged person is never the simplest explanation.

say's? What is that a contraction of?

Trying to turn Detroit red is probably not the best use of time and energy, but no one ever accuses publicans of being smart.

“You work at the, uh, mail... or polling place, you gotta do what you gotta do,”

Florida Man

guns that shoot grappling hooks - a perfect disguise

woops thanks

The biggest whopper went unnoticed - that the USPS scoured the pits of hell to find a lost package just because someone asked them to.

it isn’t even funny anymore