i hope you don’t have kids

a deplorable has a job in the lamestream media

17 weeks of slobbering will dry up in the 1st week of the playoffs and you can resume talking about the 90's super bowls for another 6 months

for a minute there i thought you were talking about the basepath condiment races

some people ought to make this into a game for computers or something

“but seems like other parents and referees incapable of sexualizing teenage girls are the problem,”

you are correct and fuck racists, but men’s hair length has been an impediment to getting hired for a long time. I remember several decades ago tattoos and piercings having the same effect. This guy is a relic.

oh these women and their crying

wow

Let’s just agree you and I have vastly different standards for public transportation.

Well seeing as it is actually a debate on semantics, yeah. The only person that even uses that word unironically is my dad, and in the same exact way you did - as an escape hatch.

“...then no one buys the expensive season tickets because...”

make the games 5 innings with 4 outs

you know that I know that you know that’s not how people that ask for or institute zero tolerance understand it

zero tolerance

This guy thinks conservatives live in big cities

THANK YOU FOR SPELLING FAZE CORRECTLY

first line was kinda funny then you went and took yourself too seriously with the pro-tip bull shit.

Seeing as Hitler deliberately planned on holding the Olympics in germany forever after the war and even started work on a new stadium, I’d say Onen is dead on.

Les Wipers of Other People’s Bottoms, you silly English