i hope you don’t have kids

a deplorable has a job in the lamestream media

it has a half life of 12.3 years, which is apparently longer than yours

“It’s not like algae go running around, getting shot by a hunter and eaten.”

17 weeks of slobbering will dry up in the 1st week of the playoffs and you can resume talking about the 90's super bowls for another 6 months

soooo everything is okey dokey as long as no one drinks it?

yes concentrating radioactive material in living plants is a great idea

for you to see spider eyes you have to be pretty damn close to that spider

cult leaders who wear black on a black stage with constant prayer hands in front of a neon god they made, okey dokey

for a minute there i thought you were talking about the basepath condiment races

some people ought to make this into a game for computers or something

“but seems like other parents and referees incapable of sexualizing teenage girls are the problem,”

you are correct and fuck racists, but men’s hair length has been an impediment to getting hired for a long time. I remember several decades ago tattoos and piercings having the same effect. This guy is a relic.

you conveniently ignored the other part of the definition

it speaks to the irresponsibility of iPhone owners. that could have killed someone.

that actually seems to be the definition of hipsters

oh these women and their crying

wow

Let’s just agree you and I have vastly different standards for public transportation.

Tiger Football was the shizzle