Well seeing as it is actually a debate on semantics, yeah. The only person that even uses that word unironically is my dad, and in the same exact way you did - as an escape hatch.

“...then no one buys the expensive season tickets because...”

make the games 5 innings with 4 outs

you know that I know that you know that’s not how people that ask for or institute zero tolerance understand it

dead meat is unhappy meat, Mr. Moral Molehill

zero tolerance

This guy thinks conservatives live in big cities

THANK YOU FOR SPELLING FAZE CORRECTLY

first line was kinda funny then you went and took yourself too seriously with the pro-tip bull shit.

the hard bigotry of high expectations

Seeing as Hitler deliberately planned on holding the Olympics in germany forever after the war and even started work on a new stadium, I’d say Onen is dead on.

babies crying cause murderous rages

at least they didn’t name it Reichsadler

Les Wipers of Other People’s Bottoms, you silly English

so gramma isn’t up in heaven with grandpa, she’s sewing soccer balls in Pakistan?

one in which you apparently don’t know the differences between taoism, buddhism, and christianity.

what, reincarnation? a great furnace that powers heaven with fresh spirits? some other form of BS you’re just going to make up that has nothing to do with christianity?

that’s the stupidest thing i ever heard

god coulda just stopped the kid from drowning

they did a great job with the disguises