that pic screams cult

fair point

We want to “unlock” all the things that people in regular jobs have?

Other teams fans write about how bad their team sucks or how management blew it or how they won’t be back in the super bowl anytime soon.

ummmmmmmmm

I’m not seeing the part where “Dude decides not to work”. Maybe I missed it.

you fool that’s Piter De Vries

“company channels are provided to help associates do their work, and this associate indicated that he was not planning to work today. When he returns to work, he will regain access to these channels, pending a review of the circumstances.”

what in the sam hill is wrong with people

i thought yeast was fungus but hey what the hell

run as administrator

yes that was horrific

stick to sports, amirite?

you said normie

right

This is the stupidest trend in sports right now.

I hate to say it but he looks a lot older than 41.

that was precious

this trope will get repeated until doomsday

I fully expected the article to be calling hydrogen “heavy metal”, but upon seeing magnesium (Atomic number: 12), riding on hydrogen, I was not disappointed.