“The Mayflower, you say?
I guess they weren’t good enough to show up with the first colonists in Jamestown 13 years earlier!
A bunch of tendy, Johnny-Come-Lately buckle hats, y’all were.

People who discover their bodies in different ways and are as normal as those who start younger? I don’t think you were meaning to judge, but as someone who didn’t start masturbating until high school these kinds of comments can come off as “what’s wrong with you?”. Nothing is wrong with a ten year old who has sexual…

6' 8" means he’s packin if you smell what I’m stepping in...

Also what is “professionally” anyway?

USED TO LOVE BRAD, BUT NOW HE LOOKS OLD. JUST THOUGHT I’D COMMENT THE SAME WAY AS MEN COMMENT ABOUT AGING ACTRESSES ON EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THE INTERNET. FEEL THE FEMALE GAZE.

And we NEED to put pressure on from the inside because Donald Trump certainly can’t.

My first protest sign and I’m damn proud.

Saw this on Instagram:

He can hold me accountable all he wants. I have over 200 years of history behind me. Come at me, you fucking tangerine.

fart every time you leave your desk.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

So I’ve had an abortion. I’ve never said that out loud. And I thank my lucky stars I was born and live in California where I don’t think I would ever have to deal with ‘going to another state’ because it would have robbed me of my’choice.’ I wouldn’t have had the resources to go anywhere at the time. And my super…

We call that Freedom Foam.

The Obama coalition stayed home. We were down over 200k votes in WI and MI. So. This is a nightmare of unrivaled proportions. And it wasn’t just brought to you by white supremacists. It was brought to you by the young voters who didn’t show, the POC who didn’t show, all of the ones who didn’t show. Hillary failed to…

Issa that what you think?

There is a fuckton of evidence to point out how shitty a person Chris Christie is - fat shaming is ugly and lazy.

I hope she describes it by saying, “he has the sexual prowess of a tranquilized panda.”

But is it a hole? Here’s how you weaponize it for her side.

“Trumplogic” : “Please ignore these things that happened ten years ago, that’s not the person I am and I’m sorry. Instead, I implore you to focus on the things this person tangentially related to my opponent did twenty years ago, as it is 100% indicative of the character of an entirely different person.”

“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.