I’m guessing it’s a full-handed reach between her thighs and cup the crotch authoritively. Excuse me while I go shower forever after picturing that and typing iit out.

This is good to know, but I’m not quite sure why everyone’s so thrilled. It will do NOTHING to his voters. They won’t care. If they don’t care when he insults a disabled person, and veterans and their families, and he stiffs small business owners, they are not going to care — may even praise his accounting acumen —…

I couldn’t-- that’s why, for me, this election cycle has made it extremely easy to weed one’s social life. Anybody who’s ever considered voting for Trump, even if it’s just because Hillary Just Rubs Them The Wrong Way, I cross them off of my “people to bother wasting your energy on” list. Their support CLEARLY tells…

I feel his supporters come in a few different levels of fucked up. The lowest level, the Kelly Ayottes of the group, clearly don’t like him, are even disturbed by him, but are motivated to support him (while speaking as little about him as possible)out of cowardice and expediency. Level 2 are more deluded than Level…

So many people have devoted 25+ years of their lives to obtaining a PhD, academic research, and writing to teach at a world renowned university. If Angelina Jolie was teaching my class I would want my money back.

About 20 lines of coke (it was my first time on it), naked in a bathtub with a bunch of people I had just met that Saturday night.

My wife has an extensive dildo collection. When we first started dating (early 20s) she would wash them in the kitchen and just keep them in the drying rack. I said “you know, why don’t you dry them in the tub behind the curtain or something”. She said “cause nobody visits my apartment but you”. Fast forward a few…

One time I got this series of texts from my dad:

People seriously have to stop swiping when somebody shows you a pic on their phone. You have a single view license of that particular photo unless you want to see a pic of somebody’s butthole.

I’m a millennial and I always thought that all that talk about millennials being lazy, entitled and arrogant was bull...and then I got a new job at a start up with only millennials and Oh God millennials are the worse. My team refused to hire a 20 year veteran of our industry because: she had worked in the industry…

I wish she would write the same paper and demand for they publish a response (since they opened the debate) that includes a graphic description of chunky period discharge.