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Flying on a plane with your period is just irresponsible. You want to attract flying bears? Because that’s how you attract flying bears.

Along with access to an excellent kitchen, Gwen also has heaps of time to turn all that raw stuff into an edible meal...although I am interested to see how that haul will feed a whole family breakfast, lunch and dinner for seven days.

Cortisone shot at the dermatologist. Only thing that's guaranteed to work for me.

Ouch! Lol.

This picture could go into a dictionary next to the term “Mansplaining” and I’m not even sure you’d need a definition.

Well, he actually is a doctor. Just sayin’.

Keep it coming, Rand. Show the world what an insufferable doucherocket you are. It’s the best part of the Republican candidate clusterfuck.

Jesus. Christ.

My husband and I decided to go to Spain for our honeymoon. We love to eat and we love wine so it seemed like a great idea.

I’m betting Rubio is going to end up with the nomination. Everyone knows Jeb is the Robert Kennedy of the Bush family so he isn’t destined for president. Walker has a good chance as well. I think in the end it will be Rubio though. They’ll use him to try to pull in some Hispanic votes from the left.

Exactly. I really don't see the group that Paul will be able to pull from, except maybe straight business-policy conservatives. Religious conservatives will probably go for Cruz (or perhaps Walker) - but certainly not Paul. The Tea Party is all in for Walker due to his war on the unions. Bush is counting on minority…

SURPRISINGLY COMPLEX BURNS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS, SHEEPLE.

No chance. The largest lobbying machines in Washington dislike him, and they'll flood the race with enough dark money to ensure he won't win. He makes AIPAC extremely nervous with his strong isolationist tendencies, and that alone would probably be enough to cause a PAC offensive. His support for drug…

So we’re just going to ignore the danger this gay student poses by her mere presence before these easily influenced young children?

Yes! I love the lack of wet spot. I’m also partial to not oozing spooge for an hour after sex. I’m not an easily squicked out person (I’m an ED doc; I lance boils and sew enormous lacerations with glee), but for some reason I just don’t like the idea of someone else’s bodily fluids just hanging out in me.

Co-signed! I feel like an IUD evangelist because every single article I see about birth control, I rave about my IUD in the comments. IUDs FOR EVERYONE! Well, all the ladies.

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Just texted my husband a picture asking for it for Mother's Day. With the Irish boozy creamer of course.

I am by no means a legal expert but I imagine it was only a crime because money was involved :\