It’s cool, you can join our group. We’re the World’s Okayest Moms- and we’ve got the mugs to prove it. (sorry that the picture is giant and fuzzy) Here’s your welcome bouquet.

I wonder how many of these "blue" brides go on to have a "gender reveal" party, multiple showers, a "name reveal" party, etc. Just to keep those big events coming (these brides are also the ones whose childrens' birthday parties will put all of us to shame, I'm sure).

people are sad post wedding?!

stopping a small child from implanting

PALEOSHARTS.

My child shall only feed on pure energy.

Actual paleo infant/child diet:

The recipe in question:

ohhhhh lovely. i was just briefly concerned that i've gone my whole life pronouncing one of them wrong. like i'm saying jane and it should pronounced "karen."

I wonder how often Uncle Joey gets asked during intercourse to "cut it out"...

*whispers* do jane and deign not rhyme?

some lyrics

I have had this "discussion" on Jezebel before, and it never turns out good. Everyone here has made up their mind that spanking = hitting = abuse. You are going to be called a horrible mother, you are not. I'm not sure why it was collectively decided that spanking is beyond the pale, when most of us were spanked as…

She's an awful stalker and domestic abuser but I am glad. Can't support death penalty, just so medieval.

yeah it is about me and my feelings you're the one running up on MY comment about MY discomfort talking about how expressing that feeling is unsatisfactory to YOU and how i should be "better" at relating to the article

that shit is amazing. I almost want her elected just for the laffs.

So the Seahawks should come out wearing pantsuits?

Someone should tell the Seahawks!

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

I told my fiancé no diamonds for the same reason. I have a beautiful handmade ring that cost around $400 that people constantly confuse with a diamond anyways- even thoughit is s light aquamarine. A diamond of the same size would cost over $10,000.