We have too much time on our hands. You. are. trolling. a lady blog. On a Saturday night. That is your life.

I was shocked recently to meet a handsome guy with a good personality and a really small dick because I assumed that most people with that issue are bitter woman haters due to my time on the internet. That’s my bad. But guess what? Because he was nice looking and smart and fun I didn’t care that he had a small dick!…

Excuse me I believe you mean “Noice”

Yeah, all the replies of “lol ok bro whateva” and “I’m ok with this!” are absolutely feminist tears.

He wants to put them in their place. With his tiny, reedy penis.

It’s just such stereotypical dominance gross behavior. If this scene was in a movie it would be cut for being “too obvious, nobody would actually do that.”

WHY DOES A CHILD SEX DOLL EVEN EXIST, WHAT THE FUCK

Except we aren’t jealous

There was a guest host on ‘Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me’ this week whose name I didn’t catch but who characterized Bannon’s appearance as “AIDS that has come down with a full blown person”.

Porque no los dos?

Nope. The scientific term is “gin blossoms”. That’s what happens when you’re a severe, late-stage alcoholic. So he’s a lush in addition to being a white supremacist, anarchist, and general walking excrement.

Actually, ennui was setting in for most of us.

Yeah. Why can’t we get the joke? Broads have no sense of humor.

His friends simply know him as ‘date rape’ Dave. Nobody likes you date rape Dave. They never have. And they never will. Ya damn creepy weirdo.

you’re making quite a leap thinking this guy has people who love him.

This should also be immortalized in a statue, to get at what Wall Street really is.

My husband likes pussy, he’s not a desperate violent douche so threatened by his hatred of women that he has to simulate pedophilic rape or protect those who do as an internet troll. Boy, bye!

Who the fuck said I wanted to date you?

New Fox on air finance contributor.

I just threw up in a my mouth. How gross and weak are these men that they are threatened by a small girl statue and so they must simulate violently raping it? This reminds me of the obama speech writer that disgustingly groped Hillary’s cardboard cut out, but still kept his job.