virginiafromtx
VirginiafromTX
virginiafromtx

And I bet you looked fucking awesome.

My mom always called it “Wet Slut”

One part that certainly is camp is that Lange and Sarandon are both 70ish, whereas Bette & Joan were only around 55 when they made “Baby Jane”.

It doesn’t even require that they were in school. It doesn’t require an excuse period. That dude’s daughters don’t know the Obamas’ daughters. They have no obligation to do anything.

I would wear that outfit right now. No lie. I also had one of those tie-back shirts except it was metallic pink and had no beads, sadly.

I remember going to the big 8th grade dance wearing spandex bell bottom pants from Express, those knock-off Steve Madden stretchy black platform sandal things, and a black spandex tied-back (so no bra) tank top belly shirt fringed with beads. Butterfly clips and glitter perfume was also involved. Ah, life! What

At least Forever 21 is aspirational!

Maybe I misread something, but I don’t think the daughter was the one claiming to be blacker than Obama.

It could be argued, that if America could see a highly public example of the hair that Donald Trump wishes he had, that he tries to imitate, that this would disillusion more Americans about Donald Trump.

Right? Not like Malia and Sasha were, you know, GOING TO SCHOOL or anything.

“That’s what they told us they would do, at least. So you read them. You knew of our heartache and desperation.”

Control.

Bc they are douchebags, and they like“getting” something from a woman that she doesn’t want to do.

Aaand now I’ve got the image of some dork sniffing his finger and pulling faces stuck in my head. Well done, you!

So happy you were like “no, dude, you’re an idiot.”

What a tool!! To question your knowledge about your own body.

happen to me once or twice ughhh girl

If it feels the same for dudes, why are so many of them so obnoxiously obsessed with sticking it in women’s butts?

My option is missing from the possibilities here. I’ve had a penis end up in the wrong hole (it’s the “wrong” one when you don’t like anal, and I don’t) before, but I’ve never gone along with it. My response to that is to shriek, jump like I’ve been jammed with a cattle prod — this has been described as akin to

Maybe..... maaaaaaaybe if both people are really drunk and a lot of slippery goodness has worked its way from the vagina to the anal area. I guess you could slip in by accident. However... both parties are going to know this is the wrong hole VERY quickly. It feels different for the guy and it feels REALLY