He’s using PUA tactics on Zucker. Trump negs him so hard and Zucker begs for more.

I, a mediocre white man, wish I could fail upwards as well as this asshat does.

Treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen... it’s worked for him so far.

That might not be a bad idea. Strip him of the cheap ego fix, and force him to communicate with the nation in a more traditional form. I don’t think they’ll ever do it, but it would be big help.

Jeff Bezos was all in for Hillary. Someone needs to get him to do that. Deliver yuuuge boxes filled with copies of the constitution to Dump Tower.

This is why I think we should bombard Trump Tower with copies of The US Constitution for Dummies.

I think that’s a wee bit generous. We are talking about a country for which almost half thought the President was born in Kenya and then elected the guy who was the most responsible for pushing that lie

Even better: From a president who sang “Amazing Grace” beautifully at a memorial service to one who couldn’t be bothered to attend ONE Veterans’ Day event and wants people to think he cares about the military.

And the US has gone from having a president who is a Constitutional Law professor to one dipshit who’s never skimmed it. Let that sink in for a sec.

I agree. I actually think Trump is somewhat less racist and homophobic than we think — there may have been some overreactions to his statements (his misogyny, however, is not in doubt) by those of us on the left/the media. That’s not to say he isn’t racist or homophobic, but probably not as much as we think. I just…

That was a mistake, IMHO. As Noam Chomsky has said, people are capable very sophisticated, nuanced, detailed thinking when it comes to sports - or Kardashians or whatever- and it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy to assume they have no capacity for or interest in politics. Newspapers are generally written at a 6th grade…

Agreed. This is a country that cares more about the Karadashians than political policy.

I would sign this petition! What a great idea!

I support this plan.

Remember to include lots of pictures.

He’d go apeshit, that’s for sure. I’d like to see that.

Hey... what do you think would happen if Twitter banned him? It’s not illegal. It’s probably the most effective form of protest against him that we can muster. And it’d crack down on the Twitter trolls who inevitably will unilaterally boycott the site. We need to appeal to Jack Dorsey immediately.

That drives me nuts, as a former girl scout. WHERE IS YOUR LIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

That drives me insane, the people who yell the loudest about respecting the flag, know the least about what that actually entails, including not wearing that ugly shirt Janet!

It’s clear that mr. Khan’s suggestion didn’t work and Donny boy has never even come close to reading the Constitution. Someone should tweet it out to him slowly and gently because Twitter seems to match his attention span.