That’s the most WTF-worthy part of all of this, tbh.

What the fuck are they wearing? What the fuck were they thinking when they planned this shot? HE’S RUNNING FOR ANOTHER OFFICE?

Can we talk about the costumes?

Yeah man, I have no probs with the minibar. My 6 dollar coke is still less than my husband’s desire to order milk and cookies from room service at any hotel we stay at.

Really! We can’t expect government to cater to their special-interest needs.... We want leaders who aren’t going to get jizz everywhere, throw temper mantrums, and leave the toilet seat up. It’s not a double standard, it’s just simple biological facts.

Yeah, I get that. My boyfriend is a band instructor at a high school, and he’s 22. He’s had female students hit on him, and comment on his looks, and he tries his hardest to set appropriate boundaries, but sometimes it’s hard during after-school practice when he’s the only adult around, especially since he went to…

Mine is “Uncle Clitoris”

fucking thank you

I bet his wife was banging someone else back home.

These Congressmen are top-shelf douchefucks, but sorry, I have ZERO sympathy for the Republican female staffers of who take umbrage to this practice.

C’mon Anna, you don’t really expect a bunch of older white men in a position of power to have the ability to keep their dicks in their pants, do you?

Oh for fuck’s sake. Really? REALLY?!

Or, like, don’t sexually harass your staff.

Hey, that State Supreme Court held that it was constitutional to fire a woman for nothing more than inspiring dirty thoughts in her horn dog boss, even if she acted completely professional in every way.

Protip: usually, you can get your hotel to switch out the minibar for just an empty fridge. Especially important if you plan on putting anything in the minbar due to the weight sensors.

And, lets just talk about the misogynistic underpinning of this practice as well: the idea that even if a Congressman is on his best behavior and doesn't do anything, that there is still a substantial chance that a female staffer will make up a story because of...reasons, I guess. Because as we all know, female…

If they would just stay home, where God intended them to be, where they definitely scientifically are more suited to being, then none of this would be an issue. Stop being so selfish, women!

ah,

The predictable Republican solution: blame the women for the transgressions of male Congess Critters and then punish them by harming their careers - just for being women.

When your office is paying the bill, all bets are off!