That doesn't make you want to live on this planet anymore?

yes, I know the difference medically, y'all, but language is flexible, and we have colloquially adopted vagina as a reference to the entire kit and caboodle (kitten caboodle? I never remember which one is right), much like how when I say penis, I generally mean "balls included" to refer to the whole entire unit. But…

I don't know if I'd appreciate my vagina being plastered all over Kinja, and frankly I'd like to know how they got a pic of it.

my elegant vagina danced about to this FOR SURE.

Just for 24 hours, in honor of this post, I cordially request all the star button recommendations on Kinja be changed to that adorable vagina face. (And that's not a sentence I will write again in a hurry).

I want to give you all the vaginas, all of them.

The cool, sunglasses-wearing winking vag at 0:35 killed me. This is the ghost of LadyGrinningSoulsOfLogs typing this.

I hope Mama Catolano appreciates you. You're a good kid.

"Snippity" and "genitals" should generally keep a healthy distance from each other.

Dear Reese I make over 1000$ a day working from home and my aunt Cheryle was able to buy a new car working from her laptop!!!1!

My dad still does that on public facebook messages. It's endearingly awkward and adorable.

Oh my gosh, this is exactly my mom, down to the "<3 Mom," as if I don't know the message is coming from her.

Whenever I want to give a little encouragement, I will now say "You can do it. Coffee"

Of course Reese Witherspoon ignores her mother's texts and then Instagrams them.

My mom recently discovered emojis and for awhile was randomly adding pizza slices to texts. When I asked her why, she said it was because I love pizza, so it seemed appropriate to text me little pizza slices with every sentence.

If Reese's mom texts like my mom, then Reese is not ignoring her. Those messages were all sent in under a minute.

My mom called me today to tell me I don't have permission to talk to her nurse (because she knows they'll tell me she's being ordered to go to alcohol treatment. As IF I haven't known about her drinking problem for the past 20 years. I went through the emails she sent me in my gmail account shortly after that. A…

It took years for my mother not to sign every text "xoxo, Your Mom." Now that she is more text-speak adept, I kinda miss it. 😕

Aww this is really sweet. Moms!! <3