I use all the abbreviations in my tweets. Because limited space.

IKR, Coco? Ppl r trippin.

LOLLL

I just bet you are a white male, amiright?

In my twisted mind, they're fingerbanging each other RIGHT NOW.

Worst Thomas Friedman Column EVER.

Did white men start it? Or did they appropriate ideas from existing forms of government and then force their slaves to build it on stolen land while they sat back on their lazy, entitled asses?

I can't trust this list - is she really saying that over 20% of her ex-boyfriends were women? That would actually be really interesting...

I ship it! The Phyllinceton awakes.

What a fan fiction that would be.

I mean, it can read both ways: "I've experienced many shades of peen" vs "I'm mostly down with pink dick, but I still manage to change it up more than 1 in 5 times"

Excess Pussy Creates Moral Hazard

wait so like

now i just want to know more.

80% male? Really? But did you count the women in the binders?

• my ex-boyfriends

not all square dances, Erin

For all the dudes proclaiming it's the men that have it hard on the Lemon Cake thread (this sentence is the best, btw), how would they feel about waking up to a government of 80% women? Could they wake up? Would they then feel rightly oppressed?

My mum explained sexual abuse to me in an incredibly helpful way by giving me an example of what would not be appropriate behaviour from an adult, but this was in relation to a very specific question I asked, rather than an unprompted discussion with her advising me what was acceptable.