*static crackle*

They should really just preemptively shut down comments on this article.

dirtay hippay

You don't see room for something in between "boiled with fresh herbs from their organic garden" and, well, slop?

Don't you hate it when someone's agenda is to have kids eating healthier, more appetizing food?

Also, the point of making a healthy breakfast and lunch available is because a lot of kids get junk at home…it's just that it's pretty much impossible to do that at a national level when you look at the subsidies available for school lunch programs.

Wow. So spin. Such dry. So PubMed.

Do you even humor?

I think the Thanksgiving gods have sent us a commentbot for our entertainment...it's working! ::sips wine::

I'm having so much fun with this one.

No filter, lookin' kinda butch, and not sorry.

BAM!

ha ha! Selfie-bombing the comments!

Bitches, let's all post a selfie!

A) Stop. Please. You are making the term 'feminist' embarrassing. Right now, the Surpreme Court is poised to review a 9th circuit ruling that relates to defunding Planned Parenthood because it offers abortion services and you are on about selfies. This is absurd. We are trying to fight real battles. This isn't one of…

I needed this. Today I had to put off studying for a shitty class with a moron professor in order to document my supervisor behaving inappropriately with a subordinate.

I'd be pissed too if my owners sheared me so poorly! Why did they lop off his/her whiskers??

Pantsfeelings. I am having them. That is all.

I wonder if you knew that women can consent to be slapped and choked because they think it's kinky and hot?

You also skipped the part in your description where you obviously cared enough to come write a comment calling Deen a douche. There's nothing wrong with caring, but writing a comment about how much you didn't…