After I read "Jon Hamm," my mind unscrambled the acronym RHONY to create HORNY. Coincidence? I think not.

Such conspiracy. Very motorcycle. Much romance. Wow.

He didn't care at all. And in normal circumstances, I would just assume that dude's a jerk. However, in these circumstances, considering the people/plotlines/ridiculous drama, Bobayyy's attitude made sense. I might have been him, had I appeared in the show. (Which I did not.)

Audrina Patridge admits that some of The Hills was fake.

"I don't really go to public gyms anymore just because it is a whole big scene when I'm there.

I cannot believe how bad this reenactment is. This dude is so creepy.

WHEN I WAKE UP, MAN. WHEN I SLEEP, MAN. WHEN I PEE, MAN.

SLOW AND SLUTTY WINS THE RACE.

Oh, I laughed so hard at this. Amazing. I can't imagine how difficult it is to do live TV, especially almost every day. Mess ups are bound to happen, but wow are they funny.

That's an excellent coming-of-age tale. NO PUN INTENDED, but it happened.

Richard Gere. I know he's generally well-recognized, but look at this face:

What, no "Real House Dogs Of Orange County"? BitBit totally chewed Cookie's husband's bone, and the aftermath was quite hilarious. Not to mention Gigi's overdose on Beggin' Strips.

Thank you!

My romanticized idea of France was all baguettes, cheese and wine. This idea of having to be skinny in Paris totally contradicts my romantic daydream. Perhaps I'll just live in the country.

"Two-fingered zoom." Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Yes! We shall.

So bored. Very sit. Much Lena. Many snores.

I gained weight when I went vegan :( I did it wrong.