"This is from Matilda"
-Leon: The Professional

I'm seeing double here! Four Scovels!

Try the churros!

Eat worms! Fly south! Nest!

That would make for a fun double feature. Or perhaps….

I thought we had moved on to "-ghazi" for our scandal suffixes. Are we not using that anymore?

Agreed 100%. Gavaris and Maslany are fantastic together as (foster) siblings Felix and Sarah even before they find all their seestras.

Now, now, perfectly symmetrical fighting never solved anything.

I was relieved that Johnston only got a yellow card for that takedown. The way she's been playing in this tournament, to get a straight red card and end up missing the final because of suspension would've been a real blow to the team's defense against England or Japan.

I'm a guest star on my own album, ya'll biscuitheads!

You and me both, brother.

From the body-in-the-suitcase in the premiere, to the tooth extraction, and now the removal of a wig, the sound designers have been on point this season. Is there anybody working on this show who isn't bringing their A-game every week?

It has to be Gaad - and Mail Robot will get his revenge!!!!!!

Deleted Scene from The Americans season 3: [After her damaged tooth is removed, Elizabeth is unable to perform a highly important, time-sensitive honeypot operation. She tries to convince Philip to dress as her to complete the mission. CUT TO: Montage of Philip trying on dresses and wigs, set to (Fleetwood Mac song)]

First, the network renewed The Americans a few days ago, and then we were rewarded with this episode. "Tootsie" (and Stan was right!), "TRON" bootleg, and of course, Paige finding out about her ancestry. Such a fantastic piece of television. A+

The Isles have been in the same sort of slump lately, which is why we're cheering for the Flyers tonight for the first time in…forever.

I don't know which talking toilet I liked better, Chandler's sex toilet or Jon Hamm as the O.T.: The Outside Toilet.

Best Best Boy Grip (ETA: I guess I should've scrolled down further…oh well)

Mary Kate Wiles —> imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm…

"False hope. I love it!"