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…still like him better than Steinbrenner.

"Love Take Me Down to the Streets" - Wings (I think)

Agreed, this show's soundtrack had some decent early-00's indie music. Also, cool handle.

You got a beef with DJ Roomba?

Didn't you park the car in the Itchy Lot?

If AL-TV were still around, I could totally picture Accordion Repo Man as an "Operation: Repo" / "Lizard Lick Towing" / "South Beach Tow" / a dozen other contrived-reality-repo-TV-shows spoof. Also, how cool was AL-TV? I can't wait to see what he does for the 25th anniversary of UHF.

Bingo-bango. Vaya con Dios, Root Beer Guy.

Not only that, but a Chilean-Chinese-Jamaican-Jew-Greek Orthodox. From Canada. After Snow took the safe pick at #5 with Dal Colle, he could afford to move back into the first round of a weak draft and take a chance on Ho-Sang. Other than the goaltending, wingers are a weak spot in the Isles organization, so one of

I have a mole?

The South Park runner that always gets me is the fake Rob Schneider trailers in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe." Just hearing that voice saying "Rob Schneider is…" cracks me right up. The Baseketball one you mention is fantastic as well.

I hope they caught that in the scouting report.

They'll fix that awkward stance with some coaching in the minors. Michelangelo's David ought to go high in the draft today, seeing as there'll never be a problem tearing his UCL. Mets will probably take him at #10.

"I wash up my jizz with a rag on a stick!"

I'd like to see Ron get his hands on some of that Fringe Observer-tech, but other than losing his hair, I don't think much would change.

Eh, it probably just took Andy 3 years to finally go down the hill on his skateboard.

It's wishful thinking, but can Jon Stewart play an instrument and be Colbert's bandleader? I'd pay good money to see that happen.

Well, Mike Milbury does work hockey games on NBC, so who knows? Maybe they were…