1. The Giant Off The Hook Braintrust [sic]

“With A Stranger’s Ashes, A New Kind Of Millennial Party.”

No, it’s crazy, that scene from the show took me right back to being a little kid and was the beginning of my disillusionment with Houston sports. First the Comeback, then OJ, then the Oilers moving to Nashville—it’s amazing that anyone who was a kid in Houston in the 90s has any fandom left in them.

I think you mean the Rockets game.

Lol. You're right, I always, always click.

Marchman, what brand of sardines do you like? In complete sincerity, that sounds like a great breakfast.

Guess that means I have to sell my Civic Si and get the new Ford RS now. That kind of intimidation and oppression must not stand!

That the Roswell / Area 51 aliens were actually people who were horribly experimented-upon by the USSR.

The Oilers left Houston when I was 11. Twenty years and a shitty stepdad team later, I still can’t bring myself to care about pro football.

Looking better lately, though.

When I was a kid, my dad took me to a stock car race. He was working in the airline industry at the time, and there was a plane crash in Detroit while the race was going on. This was before cell phones, so track officials had to come find my dad and summon him to the airport so he could fly to Detroit to inform the…

There’s just no pleasing the PC police: you send in the National Guard, they get mad. You send in the campus police, they get mad. You do nothing, they get mad.

lol Gawker may get a commission from the sales of Ben Carson’s dumb book

fify

Not to mention that any poll numbers at this stage are meaningless. The margin of error is usually more than 1%.

Re: shrink to fit, I had my first kid this year and just months later started developing serious DADTHIGH. My boxers still (mostly) fit around the waist but now look like compression shorts in the thigh region. Yes, I am eating terribly and drinking too much and sleeping too little and barely exercising, but I wonder:…

For once in his life, he expressed his aggression toward someone directly, rather than by signing off on their execution from afar!

FFF till I die

Every [party] tries to sell their [supporters] on hope, but the [GOP] have juiced the process like DFS and created a new, mutated form of endless rebuilding that is almost entirely dependent on mass lies and cheap demographic pandering. And the sad part, if you’re an actual [voter], is that they’re FINE with this. The…