...which is the real right name of the place. Sorry for the stupid meta callback to a six week old podcast nobody seems to listen to, but which I enjoy.

It'll blow your mind like a bunch of improperly stored chemicals.

Re: Gas Station Food

.3 That’s it.

You don’t respect THE BRAND, you get shut down. But the fucked up thing is that the NFL is within its rights under the copyright law.

Last time Abbott was in Houston a tree tried to kill him. That tweet has to be /sarcasm.

Re: new TVs:

Great article! It’s got everything: corruption, intrigue, the Bush administration, and the faintest offer of hope that better ads are on their way to Deadcast.

There are hundreds of qualified women who will never even get a chance to host a radio show, and Warheads Logo With Shaved Head gets just a two week suspension?

“What do I do with my grandpa’s old Nazi crap?”

The editorial-advertorial wall is strong! I thought after last week’s Jambaroo we’d seen the last of America’s favorite daily fantasy site.

re: Phone Chicken

Ken Caminiti was the Miami of Houston baseball legends.

Lance Berkman: The Cleveland of Houston baseball legends.

Reddit apparently?

Fuck that. This guy is the next Andy Kaufman. I cannot accept any other explanation.

That quote from the Yale professor . . . can’t be real, right? How can you be that smart and still be such an idiot?

I want to hear more about the blog class. What other internet tips are they teaching kids these days?