Hahaaaa! I won’t lmao because I don’t have much ass, but - please - keep killing it:)

This is pure Gold , Rude. I love you because you don’t give in, you say what needs to be said, and you don’t GAF what other people think.

It truly was lovely to see you take this commenter to task. No one ever does, so kudos (you don’t know me, but you KNOW me;)

My dog would look ridiculous in them, so no.

Yikes!

This is really about the girl who dumped you, isn’t it? Hey, it’s OK. It isn’t at all that complicated. She wasn’t in to you.

Another Idiotic/Perfect response.

You find him “dull and gnereiric.”

Ed is going to show them all up.

Thank you, JB :)

Because their mothers would not allow it: “Not MY daughter!!”

Simply Google “Ways to Kill Myself.”

No. Reporting the method only convinces others that it is effective. So many things can go wrong.

Univision. The Jez staff have not been very forthcoming about the buy-out. I think we can assume that it has NOT been advantageous to them.

I started twitter a month after the election, but can’t bring myself to use it.

Yes, he did. And that is obscene, just as all of the other tweets were.

Oh Jerry: “Reputable?” I’m sure they want to be strict, but unless there are some bona fide “regulations” in place, they will and most certainly do claim one thing and do another, if it suits them. Awful, eh?

A “Fucking long train.” No, a wedding dress didn’t seem appropriate to me owing to the question: “why would we list sex abusers on a wedding dress?” Unless very weak irony is one’s goal.

Unfortunately, all the media outlets that report on these instances are also making money from someone else’s trauma (click).

Um, I know all about Princess Di. How specifically is her gown/wedding suitable for the subject matter?