Yikes!

This is really about the girl who dumped you, isn’t it? Hey, it’s OK. It isn’t at all that complicated. She wasn’t in to you.

Another Idiotic/Perfect response.

You find him “dull and gnereiric.”

Ed is going to show them all up.

Thank you, JB :)

Because their mothers would not allow it: “Not MY daughter!!”

Simply Google “Ways to Kill Myself.”

No. Reporting the method only convinces others that it is effective. So many things can go wrong.

Univision. The Jez staff have not been very forthcoming about the buy-out. I think we can assume that it has NOT been advantageous to them.

I started twitter a month after the election, but can’t bring myself to use it.

Yes, he did. And that is obscene, just as all of the other tweets were.

Oh Jerry: “Reputable?” I’m sure they want to be strict, but unless there are some bona fide “regulations” in place, they will and most certainly do claim one thing and do another, if it suits them. Awful, eh?

A “Fucking long train.” No, a wedding dress didn’t seem appropriate to me owing to the question: “why would we list sex abusers on a wedding dress?” Unless very weak irony is one’s goal.

Unfortunately, all the media outlets that report on these instances are also making money from someone else’s trauma (click).

Um, I know all about Princess Di. How specifically is her gown/wedding suitable for the subject matter?

Knew you could do it. Yay!!!!

I would be very moved if I found one of these at my Dad’s resting place.

I love it exactly as it is, and the design is so inventive (well, you might want to put a little something on the hat?)

“A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie.” :0 !!