Yeah none really. It’s the equivalent of saying you’re off the grid because you waste money living in hotels.

The only guy who mentioned showering said he had a membership to a 24 hour gym, so again I have to question how much capitalism we’re leaving behind here.

van life AKA public utility life AKA not romanticizing the part where you have to shower at rest stops the rest of your life

I watched the movie depicted in the header image and it was pretty dumb. I left more thoughts (https://film.avclub.com/1846167468) in the review article for the movie, which was not good enough to bother retyping them here :).

I read the first two volumes of Wonder Woman: Earth One. It’s not very good. Grant Morrison tries to update the feminist themes of the character by showing Diana talking to transwomen and dealing with fame in the age of social media, but he just doesn’t have all that much new to say here. The pacing is kind of spotty…

It’s being cross-promoted with Disney’s newest gritty reboot: Free Willy starring Macaulay Culkin as the Dom with the bolt-cutters:

If you had titled this “Man with world’s longest belch sings Lonesome Road”, I would not have noticed the difference.

They should’ve used DickDickGo instead.

Seriously. You’d think all the hackers would have to do to mollify him would tell him that he was allowed to come after they took a bunch of his money.

And now that is in your Google algorithm. Enjoy all the chastity belt ads you’re going to get.

Connecting to the internet is old school now. When do they get Netflix and Disney Plus?

There’s such a long line of stupid here:

I’m gonna stick with ‘never, ever, lock your penis in a cage’ because that is good advice.

Nothing wrong with consensual BDSM. Inviting the Internet over to participate, on the other hand, was a bad idea.

Okay that's enough AV Club for the day.

I thought the whole point of chastity devices was to be at the humiliating mercy of some asshole who enjoys seeing you suffer.

Step 1: Never, ever, lock your penis in a cage. If you do really have to(you never have to and should never do it), make sure the damn thing isn’t internet connected, you dumbass.

Distilling her role in Ted Lasso down to “an Essex girl” is, well... par for the course for someone still using the term “white trash”, I suppose.

John Wayne going hard after Ignatiy after that toupee remark.

The only ex-con Justin Timberlake could believably play is Martin Shkreli