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I see it happen quite a bit with huskies. People get them because they look cool, can’t resist a dog that looks kind of like a wolf. But they don’t always do research, and they’re surprised to learn that a dog that was bred to pull sleds through several miles of snow is very energetic. I’m pretty sure my dog is a…

Around here we’ve got “A baby’s heart starts beating 18 days after conception” with a picture of a 4-6 month old with the bright blue eyes.

If someone took my dog I would find them and destroy them. No one touches my pup. Wouldn’t even feel guilty about it.

No, no, I didn’t mean to imply “damn you personally!” I just mean that that seems to be a common feeling. Which maybe is just the normal political rolling waves. Or maybe I’m just older, so I read it and take it more personally. :o) Also, I’d take it personally because *I* am frustrated at the “famous” Republicans out…

WTF? Extreme much? I’m a Republican, and I’d happily castrate anyone who so much as gives my pup the side eye.

We have a Rhodesian - German Shepherd rescue who is gorgeous and looks like a bad ass even though he’s a sissy. I’ve caught one or two cars slowing down in front of my house when they see him. It may be totally innocent, but I’m not taking any chances. My Lab, who bites all trespassers, is outside with him at all…

She’s actually yellow, but the picture dulls her color quite a bit. Here’s a brighter one:

Awww...

I was just telling my dog how the world is an irredeemably horrible place and explaining that I’m sticking around as long as he does. After that, all bets are off

I also have a GSD who hangs out in the bay window. Good security system.

my husband says this all the time. And he has the skills, he teaches martial arts and shooting classes. If anyone were to steal our dog and he found out who, they would probably end up dead. No joke. And I’m not sure if I would have a real problem with it... yup I’m going to hell. But only after those dog flippers.…

It might be hard for those people to get approved for adoption for various reasons (might not meet the housing requirements, or have jobs that keep them away, or whatever). Some people also just don’t want a “shelter” dog because they think they are too classy for that shit, so they’d rather buy a dog off Craigslist.…

Some assholes tried to steal this guy out of my yard - I heard him crying and came running and they took off. The police came *very* quickly after my husband convinced me to call.

lol good luck trying to steal my dog, assholes. You’ll be returning him within 20 minutes, after he’s eaten your face.

I, sadly, would assume dogfighting. Even the chihuahuas, possibly, as they have been used as bait animals. People who fight animals are just evil, horrible jerks.

i will literally cut the motherfucker who tries to sell my dog. they better hope they get arrested so that they’re safe.

This is actually a real fear of mine. I had a nightmare about someone stealing my dog and selling him to someone else and I haven’t been able to shake it. So thanks for making my nightmare a reality!

*hugs my german shepherd, eyes everyone suspiciously*