Then it needs to be pointed out that there is this thing called civil marriage, which doesn’t involve G-d at all, but is about the state recognising you as a couple for legal and tax purposes.

Fuck that. I just got promoted to manager, and I nevertheless plan on working 4o hours on the dot each week. A lot of older managers are in the habit of logging on in the evenings at my company, and I can tell you all that there is a 0% chance of me doing that. As soon as I do it, it will become the expectation. Nope.

I make them from scratch at home much to the chagrin of my husband who believes “soup is not a full meal.”

I’m sure you are familiar with the fake chocolate study that made the rounds a few months ago. It’s obvious you are entrenched enough to have a keen bullshit meter, but for the lay person it is pretty hard. It’s like toxins, low carb, high fat, bulletproof coffee, fat burning range, VO2max and like...I just want to be…

I’m going to preface this by saying, that I believe in vaccination. In fact I just recently got some booster shots. I also believe in climate change. And I don’t follow the food babe. But the Gawker “expert” is actually really problematic.

The cult of Autumn is the coziest of the cults. I, too, am a member of this organization.

I bought a pumpkin cheesecake cookie on my way home tonight and I am already starting to think about my turtleneck sweaters. I am a tried and true member of the cult of autumn. Caramel coloring or no caramel coloring I am a sheep and will consume all of your fake fall goods.

Fair enough. She seems reasonable. I wish the Republicans could allow a sane candidate to maintain a platform that doesn’t involve pandering to the fundamentalist Christians. My husband is distraught. He just wants a fiscal conservative that isn’t obsessed with peoples’ sex lives and/or bodily autonomy.

I haven’t heard enough from most of them because even those lousy debates were a Trump shitshow. However, I would like to hear more from Fiorina.

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

The Elizabeth Smart talks on being “unpure” show how true this is. :( Fuck the people that push it.

Once your vagina has been penetrated, you’re nothing but a dirty whore. Didn’t you know that?

A boy I met in my high school church youth group date raped me. The word got out that we “had sex” and I was ostracized by the entire church. The pastor called me out one day in front of the entire congregation, saying he knew I needed to talk to God and ask for forgiveness. He thankfully didn’t mention what for, but…

Sharing a room with my kids while vacationing. Nope. If there isn't a wall between us so I can experience silence and carnal pleasure, it's not a vacation.

Sleeping is my favorite thing to do.

Eating shitty cheese at a party.

yeah and who cares what what most people think of cooking anyway, this is a post about what we are too old for and i’m too old to give a shit what people think about my eating habits

I still give shit about my appearance, I’m just not willing to invest much time into it.

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.