Exaclty! Must love dogs and Dolly Parton!

Dolly Parton and Keanu Reeves.

I don’t know what her politics are but if we want a celebrity to run for President, Dolly is the one.

“Name your pig” is clever but pigs have more manners and kindness than these gropers and rapists.

i will watch vincent price do anything.

I’ll never forget when I was 13 walking with my brother and mother. Suddenly an older man came from behind us and took my mothers hand in his, then he proceeded to twirl her around and whistle. My mother went along with it for a few seconds but I knew she was not into it, of course. We never spoke about it. I am a…

Please just let me keep Dave. I love Dave. Please say he’s not like his brother.

So...basically John Oliver has bigger, brighter, bouncier balls than the entire NY Times.

Can I ad Tom Hanks and Tom Hardy?

Man: “Systemic racism exists.”

This narrative is getting somewhat tiresome. The key is to remember some history and that goes further back than 10 years. It’s not black folks cleaning up or fixing what white folks have broke. Its about sane people looking to fix problems others have created. Hell it took FDR to come in after Herbert Hoover and…

That escalated quickly.

If Wiseau is mediocre, what the hell do you have to do to be terrible?

I mean, wasn’t last night messy enough without giving yet another mediocre white male misogynist a platform?

Fun Fact: It is impossible to be mean to Roy Cohn.

Clayton was living a digital version of Slavery By Another Name. But...

I assumed the crystals were a sort of frozen, hardened shell around the hairs that develop as they grow in that planet’s climate. Like the babies are born soft, and if you took an adult to a different climate the hairs would soften. Not that I’ve put much thought into raising one...

I just rewatched Little Women and fell in love with him. I first watched it when I was little and was pissed she didnt end up with Laurie.

His most famous movie (in my heart and my loins):

Excuse me, no. Little Women is Professor Bhaer’s most famous film.