A quail egg fits nicely.

The embryo may very well be viable, but the pregnancy as a whole is not. That’s where some people struggle with it being a moral issue - yes, you have to actively destroy what may be a viable embryo. But the science is clear, even with all our modern medical advances, that an ectopic pregnancy is not viable and…

So, my problem is that my family only really pays attention to me when I completely lose my shit. I can ask nicely a million times and get no response. I get on their level, gently touch an arm, all the get your kids to listen tricks, nothing. I pull out my teacher voice, or just plain yell, I get action.

Or better yet, you could put your kid’s chest clip up on their actual chest, level with arm pits, so they aren’t ejected right out of the middle of the shoulder straps in an accident.

Uh, because there are a lot of outcomes between perfectly normal and incompatible with life. If the baby will be born with a treatable defect, it’s good to have the appropriate doctors ready to go at the birth. Think along the lines of heart defects that will require surgery shortly after the birth, or cases that may…

Wow. What a great way to get all the benefits of giving your employees a raise without having to actually pay them more. Sheesh.