I’d make a face if someone whacked me in the arm too - no idea why this was such a big deal.

How did Katy Perry manage to wind up in the front table?

Nicki Minaj watches Teen Mom - Stars, they’re just like us!

Someday there will be a biopic, and a character will ask, “Hey, didn’t you used to be Lindsay Lohan?”

Yeah, he definitely looks more like he’s visibly checking out her ass.

I’m not body shaming her. I find it sad that she continues to lose weight even though she’s obviously unhealthy. I find it sad that we glamorize disordered eating in this country.

I think I would like this look better without the Extreme Sexy Face™.

White is in this year.

I love yellow in formal wear. Underrated color. And she pulls it off wonderfully. Beautiful cut on her. That neckline can go bad really easily, but it suits her well.

Hahaha.

I took an Ambien to sleep on a flight once and woke up in a drugged haze only to grunt, puke all over my brother in the seat next to me, and immediately fall back asleep. Apparently his airline blanket caught the brunt of it, saving my brother from the worst 8 hours of his life. I don’t remember most of this. Moral of…

Recently I was feeling nauseous at work, so decided to leave early. While waiting for my ride to come pick me up, I started getting hot. Went outside, then ended up throwing up in the very artful greenery right in front of the office. Suffice to say, there was absolutely no complaint when I didn’t come back for a few…

Ooh, ooh! I have a few!

On an airplane before takeoff, was asked the leave the plane and ruined any chance I had with the cute guy sitting next to me. His book was a casulity of my stomach flu.

I once threw upon a bus and in an Uber. Who then charged me $200.

I can barely recall vomiting in a Mexican restaurant when I was very young. I do remember that it was after eating a greasy taco, but I don’t remember if I vomited on the floor or possibly in a plant (or at least I keep thinking that). I do remember that others were watching.

I get bad hangovers (BAD!) Once I had to go to a hospital clinic to get an allergy shot after hangover puking all morning. I was so proud of myself for making it through my wait, then shot, and then 15 min after wait. When I left the hospital I knew in about the lobby I was about to run out of pride, got to the cross…

I vomited in the trash can in my 4th grade homeroom. It was Apple Jacks.

1. I was directing a production of ‘Romeo and Juliet’ and I was already queasy, when someone shoved a box of meat lovers pizza in my face. I lost the contents of my stomach while running out of the theater.

that time i threw up in a trash can in an otherwise conservative and small wine tasting event in ensenada. usually i don’t drink enough to get even near that point, but wine is also not my normal steez.