i wish twitter existed when an American President barfed on a Prime Minister of another country.

INDEED - people totally read body language/headspace vibes. Just as a culture, few talk about it and/or acknowledge it.

Finally! A pregnancy test on your phone! I have some questions though. So I downloaded the app and peed on my phone a few minutes ago but nothing’s happening? How long should I wait? My phone sort of fizzled and went black and now it won’t turn on. Is that part of the fun?

I’m sad for you that you feel like you have no time for recreational reading. I totally understand when students feel like they do so much school reading that free time reading loses appeal, but I don’t understand why you see a conflict between reading for pleasure and employment. With a full time job, I still read…

Oh you think WoW will be released in 2016? Hah......HA!

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

Am I old? Who are these people?

She’s so thrilled that she’s the thinnest!

Goddamn that woman loves a pearl necklace.

In that last photo, she has the best dress by far, and she knows it.

I know we all make fun of Hill’s pantsuits, but in this context it feels like a fuck-you and I love it.

That King & Queen story is just so presh...like...it’s as if my daughter made it up.

Jessica Simpson “acts as if the world is one big open bar.”

I guarantee you that had this professor made some sort of outreach to the Jewish community and said something about Christians and Jews worshipping the same God, no one would have batted an eye. The main theological argument for the Christian God and Allah being different is that Islam relegates Jesus to prophet…

From the religion classes I took, I learned that Islam and Christianity has a common ancestor in Judiasm. All three are called something like religions of the book. I even learned that in college when I took a class from a Catholic priest who helped us study all three. So, as far as I know she is correct.

you can’t fight off an army of blood-thirsty vikings with a shenai, it’s illogical.

Yes, Carrie is a totally self-absorbed garbage human, and she had the whole world snowed for many years.

Omg yes. Thank you for reminding me of this. I send the link to my best friend periodically (every year and a half or so) and laugh and laugh. It is time to send it to her again.

As long as Amy isn’t a stupid asshole like Carrie was this should go well.