It’s definitely the Silmarillion. I think PJ wins the internet trolling award for Monday already. That one was rough.

It’s The Silmarillion.

and on day 500 Tom marries David.

Hmm. I think I’d read this? But I’m not sure yet.

don’t give Bobby any ideas

Mary-Kate Olsen looks like a tiny French child next to her new husband and his daughter.

‘Give up! I have the high ground!’

But, but, but... there is such room for sequels there:

It was well over 30 minutes, Ellie and I were watching in bemused delight for quite some time before she finally decided it deserved serious coverage

their viewers complain if they repeat outfits too frequently.

I wish I had this much spare brainmatter time to waste. Do these people not have jobs or pets or friends? Get a fucking cactus or something, you losers.

He is in this shampoo ad playing ... (wait for it) ... her son.

They are going to get off on a technicality- He is dead. He did die. But now he lives again and if the symbolism isn’t clear enough compare that poster with one from a time gone by-

Her shade comes with a side of hair dressing.

What do you have questions about?! I can try to help! This is v v important stuff.

Maybe I need to re-watch the scene, but how exactly did Tara put herself in such perilous peril? She shot some Zombies from a perch atop a wall. What the hell was Rick going on about?

Yup, I think they had this fake out because they know most fans already know what happens to Glenn in the comics. So they’re trying to throw the comic readers a curve ball. Based on Scott Gimple and Steven Yeun’s body language on last nights Talking Dead aftershow, I got the sense that they had to force their…

Tara’s the voice of the audience. Her flipping Rick off is the best scene of the entire show so far.

Disagree. I still don’t think Glenn will make it to the end of next season. I’d bet Carol gets it in the next season or two as well. I’d bet even more that Rick doesn’t make it to the series finale. Can’t decide about Carl, but right now, the only one I think has plot armor is Daryl.

I have a feeling they’re saving his death to line up with the comics incarnation. This fakeout death will get the TV audience that hasn’t read the comic to get comfortable, then they spring Negan on them.