Fuck off.

Sending over a cat woulda been way too obvious.

AND THEN HE WAS MURDERED!!! Coincidence? Yeah right. Wake up.

I can’t stop watching this gif.

Yom Kippur-Coachella. Think about it. We could make a killing.

Even better...Ramadan Bonnaroo. We could call it....Ramadannaroo.

We all know what would happen. Good-time Sarah would get a little tipsy on White Zin, her hands would start to wander, and before you know it, her usually wagging tongue would find its way to slobbering all over Louis’ mouth.

“I’m sorry, but I can’t hear you over the sound of my throbbing erection!”

Yeah I could be wrong, but I imagine that in the context of the actual movie the joke is more clearly on Zoolander and Hansel and how stupid and out-of-touch and transphobic they are. That said, I don’t doubt for a second it was edited into the trailer the way it was to make it seem more like a cheap trans joke.

MFW: io9 getting folded into Gizmodo.

No way you are getting a refund folks. I saw a guy get murdered execution style in Belize and Carnival gave me 2 free drink coupons.

it’s becoming more open to models of all genders but not familiar enough to know that a cheap joke about an ostensibly trans or gender fluid person’s genitalia is retrograde bitchassness.

ain’t the internet grand.

GET PAID KYLE MOONEY

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

So, having children should only be a luxury afforded to the affluent?

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

Jesus. Both Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber on Today? That’s the douchebag motherlode. The douchebag hoard of Smaug. The douchebag event horizon. The douchebag Gotterdammerung.

I am not a Justim fan, but it seems like his people are trying (sometimes in vain) to improve his image and that's not going to happen around Charlie Sheen. Whether they hit it off or start a feud with each other. It seems like they were just trying to avoid a situation that could lead to drama and negative publicity.

It’s really saying something if Bieber thinks you’re a douche.