There’s still Emilio!

Look who’s day drinking now, normally we have to wait for evening for such an outstanding article, I love lunacy in the early afternoon it makes Monday so much better.

I agree with you. We also forget how important the cultural component of this is. So all the people who are like, “Grow up” and shit...well, you can’t unlearn things and you can’t forget past experiences.

Yes, she should. It’s like the writers didn’t even think about common sense with this scene. Comic book Kara would NEVER compromise her, or Superman’s identity so callously.

He even looks good in questionable pants and a blurry picture. GOD MADE THIS ONE ON PURPOSE.

MADONNA, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU. STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN.

TOO LATE. UNIVERSAL MAKE ONE WOMAN MOVIE A YEAR, ALL DUMB MIDDLE AGED WHITE WOMEN, LOOK FOR INNER PEACE.

I marathoned Don’t Trust the B over the summer and that shit was FUNNY! I’m sad it didn’t make it. I really like her. I am also done with all this superhero nonsense, but I may give it a shot. I mean...maybe it’ll be half as good as Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. If that’s the case, I’m all in!

I will never understand how Don’t Trust the B- died while 2 Broke Girls lives on (ilu, Kat Dennings, but no). It’s a fucking travesty.

In Next Week’s episode: Lex Luthor purchases Verizon and makes a shocking discovery!

I know people who are very explicitly planning their families so they don’t have more than one child in daycare at a time. Given their ages, this means quite a few of them are having one child instead of two or two children when their ideal family size was more like three.

I honestly do not know how parents afford daycare, especially with multiple children. It blows my mind how much childcare costs.

I predict that this man will get the nomination and then bail. It will be delicious.

Thaaaaank you. Not all curls are equal, and while a “good” curl is amazing and worthy of adulation, a “bad” curl (mainly frizz, or in my case, frizz and major cowlicks right around the frame of my face) is a curse. Thanks to my super awesome cowlicks, the curls fall into my eyes. Bangs would be the logical solution,…

See this is the beauty of money, when normal people do this, they make gifs about you.

I don’t think I’d be able to sell a painting of my wife’s other “lovers.”

I’m re-watching the Six Feet Under episodes where Justin is banging Brenda. I forgot how cute he is and how he is probably not terrible to have in one’s bed.

Oh, God, Steve Harvey is THE WORST. I read Act Like a Lady when I was in college (WHY, college me?) and it was horrifying and gross. And they’ve been turned into those shitshow movies.