“Look, we’ve got a serious problem here. A lot of boys don’t think careers in a STEM field are cool. What can we do to fix that?”

Holy fuck...he’s been gone 9 years. I sware it feels like 3, not nearly a decade. This time thing sucks, can we stop it?

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

Just go to the bookstore and read it. if someone gives you a side-eye, just narrow your eyes then pretend to talk into the secret mouthpiece hidden in your jacket and look around conspiratorially.

I like that Jennifer is kind of exactly how I thought/hoped she would be.

Well I wouldn’t expect it to be as horrifying as Going Clear. Remini is a celebrity from a wealthy family, right?

The best part of this is that Jennifer Lopez and Leah Remini are still tight so she must have approved her quotes being used in this book—or they’re tight enough that Remini knew it wouldn’t ultimately matter.

Another comparison: Disney spend $4 billion in money and stock to buy Lucasfilm.

Fucking why? Activision didn’t already have any studios that could figure out tile matching games?

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

I *just* posted about this exact coat! It’s the best of all the coats ever.

Rory was supposed to dress like a nerd in high school. Lorelei was supposed to dress younger than her years/job. Skinny scarves were in at the time, as were the printed tees. And whatever, those girls rocked whatever they wore.

She may have been born white, but in her heart she will always be Hawaiian Tropic #3a Medium/Dark.

I just don’t understand how she hasn’t been in bed under like 4 comforters since this happened. How is she not mortified? I wish I could watch this video, I hate work.

Katy Perry was literally a “mic drop.”

I’m sure she eats super healthy 80% of the time and only shows off when she’s eating the deliciously unhealthy food.

A rule Ron Weasley learned the hard way.

The Savage Love podcast from yesterday has a perfect example of why the Ashley Madison hack was fucking terrible and all the people celebrating it should feel awful.

I just can’t believe that in this day and age some celebrities think that it’s acceptable to go out on Halloween in Doucheface.