lol, I was about to warn everyone reading this article, if you ever go to Athens, NEVER CROSS LUMPKIN

Upper East Side? I’m guessing drunk out of her mind.

lol “I have a CD Walkman.”

Banana mom here—when one of our boys was in third grade he insisted on being a banana. Don’t know why but it was hilarious—when trick or treating it was like he was a celebrity. “Yo, banana!”, “Here comes the banana!”, random trick or treaters’ parents urging them to “take a picture with the banana!”. Who knew?

This guy.

Kids are weird as heck. A friend’s kid insisted he wanted to be a Cheeto this year. He doesn’t even eat Cheetos. No one has any idea why he wants to be a Cheeto, but his mom has been constructing a neon orange felt blob for him to wear anyway, to his immense delight.

I once saw an instructable some guy posted about how to make the toilet costume he made for his two year old.

I don’t know, but when I was in third grade, I insisted on being a cloud. I’m not sure what my mother thought at that moment. I’m sure it was something along the lines of “man, my child is crazy.”

BANANAS 4 EVER

I don’t know, but just last week my co-workers were saying we needed to get a banana costume for the office, “just in case”.

Uh...did you...miss the part where the vegetarian samples were the most likely to be contaminated ones?

Not a successful one if you eat these vegetarian dogs tho :/

Why is this not THE #1 piece of advice for newlyweds? Forget that “don’t go to bed angry” bullshit, because I will be angry as long as it takes for me to get over it, TYVM.

While this seems like common sense, a lot of kids aren’t being raised to say thank you. On more than one occasion, my kids have been praised by other adults for being so polite, ie asking instead of demanding, saying please and thank you, and you’re welcome. The basics. I finally asked if it was really that unusual…

It’s wrong to be annoyed and go. Don’t go and be resentful.

My rule of thumb for weddings: If I’m going to be resentful about the money I spent to get there (for whatever reason), I just don’t go. As a bride planning a wedding right now (for which more than half of the guest list will need to travel), I would honestly just want you to stay home.

As someone who lives far from my family and many friends and who, if I have anything, will have a very small reception for my wedding, I say DO NOT FEEL GUILTY FOR NOT GOING. One of my biggest worries is that I will be throwing a not-lavish party and that people are going to feel obligated to spend $1500 to fly out…

Favorite cheeses, Jezzies? Mine is Manchego, or any aged cheese with the little crunchie salt bits in it. Today I learned those are called tyroline clusters or CHEESE CRYSTALS https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_cr….

JEB! 2016: He’ll Crank it to Supergirl, and He Doesn’t Care Who Knows