Fanfiction SELLS nowadays. Look at Fifty Shades. There’s even thinly veiled One Direction fanfiction being published by a major publishing house. Change the names and a few details and boom, bestseller!

Okay, it is 1000% Will and Kate. “Nick” and “Rebecca” meet in college, Rebecca has a twin sister that tries to parlay her royal connections into jobs and gets into trouble with the law and the press, Nick has a puckish ginger younger brother who’s in the military and dates a series of upper class girls. The Queen is…

He even broke out a “what is the deal with..”

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

Gluten-Free Asian Food

My understanding is (knowing only one person who actually has Celiac disease) that it’s not something you would go to a convention for. You work with a doctor maybe a dietitian and have a specific diet. You know exactly what you can and cannot eat because not following the diet will cause you ridiculous amounts of…

Oh that’s the “controversy”? That people weren’t paying sufficient attention to a baseball game? Right, because it all happens so fast, lol. I couldn’t figure out why this was a story, and I’m still kind of confused.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.

Am I the only one who just can’t do this because 9/11? I mean, I saw man on a wire and thought it was breathtaking, but the idea of watching a remake so I can experience this in 3D when so many people were forced to leap into that abyss instead of having the average workday they expected, it is a completely different…

It's seriously not as bad as that fucking bicycle movie he was in. It's called premium rush and the trailer is like top 10 one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Well, I mean, we kind of are?

Any time I see Lou Diamond Phillips, he’s playing a Latino character. I assumed he was Latino too. I don’t think it’s really fair to blame Tina Fey for not knowing he’s Filipino when he almost exclusively plays Latino characters...

This is like every other study out there debunking the idea of a hookup culture; the vast majority of college students are not engaging in “hookup” behavior, and will have only one or two partners throughout college.

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

Dolphin was like “Look I didn’t even invite you here and you leave your trash in my house, here take it back.”

Wait, another death allegedly due to involvement with Scientology?

I can’t speak to this. But in the videos from like, the 90s, she seemed to get the job done. Shrug.

I actually really hate all the comments to the effect of ‘he’s just a clueless douche’ or ‘I guess he was just some bro all along’. Are we really so singular in our thinking? Are we really so unable to reconcile conflicting feelings about a person to the point that we need to simply write them off entirely when they…

Have you heard him speak? He will sooner or later for all I know, if he isn’t already. The minute stars become super rich you know where their interests are. Look at Clint Eastwood. Even Caitlyn Jenner doesn’t give a fuck that she’s now the face of the most missunderstood minority in the world, and she still calls…

All rich, white men eventually turn into the same guy. They totally forget about that young idealist and become this bitter, intolerant republican asswipe.